Hi, I'm a website.

The format of this website is much different from the previous version. I wanted to collect my various web presences together in one place (I haven't the dedication to maintain anything more than that). For this reason I have tried to segment MHP in a logical manner with minimal overlap: ramblings, my résumé, contact info, and random info (that'd be this page, navigate w/ the menu to the right).

As a dog lover I advise everyone to do their part to Stop Puppy Mills! That means supporting reputable breeders or adopting and not buying your new best friend from a pet store.